The plight of the goose

I had no idea geese had it so tough! I'm sitting in Assembly Judiciary and people were testifying about pets becoming victimized due to being in the middle of nasty domestic violence altercations. Aside from pets being beaten, kicked, "machete'd" (is that a real verb?) and even chainsawed, I learned today that some guys apparently get mad at their wives and then sexually assault the pet goose. This one witness went through her pets' names and experiences . . . there was Napoleon, Theo, Charlie, Blitzin, Norbit, Grumpy, Sneezy, Chuey, Santana and the Artist Formally Known As Prince.

Andrew Dice Clay tried to testify today in Assembly Judiciary. Bernie was having no part of it.

I'm exhausted and starving.

JMF