Earl & Grace

. . . ahhh, I like the sound of that. Isn't that a tv show? Wait, that's Will . . . and he doesn't like girls. Earl though . . . he loves the ladies. Don't get me wrong. Earl is faithful. But oh does he love the ladies! Grace on the other hand . . . she has the shell of a quiet, shy meditation guru. But on the inside, Grace is a party waitin to happen! I think DTS knows more about Grace. I'll let him share. Uncle Jimbo and Aunt Sadie though? Who are they tryin to fool joggin through the forest? We all know Uncle Jimbo can't run 30 yards without hackin up a lung. Aunt Sadie is complaining about her back hurtin, like she always does. Good for them though. Either they picked up a healthy lifestyle, or they are running home because they forgot that their crack dependent child, cousin Jethro, was at home when they went on a shroom induced walk through Floyd Lamb State Park. We all know you can't leave Jethro home alone!!! He lost his eyebrows the last time he was left alone, which was why he didn't come to the photo shoot for Healthy Nevada. So what if he's 35. Jethro has needs, and they SHOULD be running back before he loses more important things. That helmet won't protect him from everything ya know! The chin strap is loose so that he brain can breathe.

SO . . . I decided to give up beer . . . I think. For the next 4 weeks anyway. I might try to do my usual Captain & Diet here and there. And I'm going to buy a beta fish to commiserate with. Worked out today too. Did 30 minutes of cardio on the bike, and then weights . . . chest and biceps. Oh, and abs. And I had protein for breakfast. And I snacked with a Balance Bar. Vitamins. Calcium. Listened to music. Danced. Sang. Water. Starting the week off right!

I was grouped with Dr. Evil and we were called the Dynamic Duo today. NOT happy about that.

It's 6:00 and I am still in Senate Human Resources & Education.

There is a Hansen walk . . . I think I have mastered it although I won't do it in public.

JMF