Team Moser

In my discussions with Hurl regarding our health challenge, he taught me that in his former life in the Japenese ponds of yesteryear, Mosers were a group of American fish that used to visit the Japanese ponds as tourists fish. They found a way to get there thru various underground rivers that avoided the salt of the ocean. These Mosers didn't need light in the dark underground rivers because they were genetically born with a glowing member designed to freeze their prey like deers in headlights so that they could devour them before they knew what was happening. As the Mosers evolved, they used this glowing member not only to hunt, but also to shine lights on the beautiful scenery that they encountered in their travels. These were quiet, but smart fish, these Mosers, and figured out a way to create sea cameras out of material in the underground rivers that us humans have never seen. They first found disposable cameras lost by human tourists who would view sharks in those cages that get lowered into the ocean, and they would drop their cameras and pee their pants when the sharks slammed onto the cage (well, not their pants, but their wet suits, which everybody does, but not in shark cages since it attracks sharks, those sick bastards). The Mosers duplicated these water proof disposable cameras and started taking photographs of their adventures. Now you know about Moser fish. Hurl suggested that maybe Team Moser was somehow related to photography, which everybody knows is the Fishian word for "photographer". He said that maybe I should talk with folks in the press field here. I did, and low and behold, Team Moser consists of a photographer with the press here in the building, and her mother.

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