Australian Red Claw Crayfish

Oh have I been missing out on fun times in Assembly Natural Resources! Earl, did you know that Australian Red Claw Crayfish could endanger various species of fish throughout the State of Nevada?? Did you know, Earl, that the Australian Red Claw Crayfish can only survive in water with temperatures no lower than 50 degrees? The Australian Red Claw Crayfish is on the prohibited species list, as is the New Zealand Mud Slug. I also learned that in Nevada we have these things called hot cricks. I'm not even sure if that's how you spell crick. Earl, did you know that according to Senator Beers the Assembly Natural Resources committee is, like the Australian Red Claw Crayfish, an invasive species? I'm fairly sure Mr. Carpenter and Mr. Marvel caught a couple snoozes throughout this riveting testimony. Mr. Carpenter asked me if I was here to defend the Australian Red Claw Crayfish. Ha ha very funny Mr. Carpenter. I told him I was here to clean the air! Which, I am. I get the most interesting duties when it comes to non criminal matters. I get to present a bill dealing with Dusty the Dust Hole. Woohoo!!!!! Oh wait, now I have to wait for this other bill called out of order dealing with some kind of consortium. I tune out when I hear the word "consortium". I must have been hypnotized at one of those student programming events where they hired a hypnotist. It's coming back to me now like a roofie wearing off . . . . "when I snap my finger, you will have a mental block whenever the word consortium is used. You will block it out and obsess over things such as Australian Red Claw Crayfish. SNAP!!!"

OH GAWD . . . I zoned out and when I came to, they were still talking in terms of a "consortium."

Assemblyman Bobzien was really intrigued by the Australian Red Claw Crayfish. I think Assemblyman Carpenter is about to leave the room again. Maybe he has a mental block with the word "consortium" too. WHOA. I think this presenters name is Hymenson. That would SUCK.

Joe Turco offended me yesterday and I doubt he even realized it. He commented about just following up other people's testimony so I responded that he (and others) let me get beat up and then just give a ditto or something. He said, "yeah, I just let you f*ck up and then I follow up the right way" or something along those lines. Pissed me off so badly I had to get up and walk away. Dayum ACLU. It wouldn't be the first time I realized I was that guy in line when the drill seargent said, "step forward" and everyone else stepped back. However, it was the first time someone shameless admitted it, while simultaneously criticizing me.

Is it obvious I'm in a bad mood today? I am. Allergies I think. Maybe ground up Australian Red Claw Crayfish claws help with allergies. You never know! The Chinese say shark fins work wonders! I need a nap.

jmf